Jay On The Go

After being mercilessly dumped by Nick Lachey and John Mayer , totally desperate Jessica Simpson has been dumped by her last hope: Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. I think he too realized that relationships should be fun and pleasure , not having to deal with diva attitude of your girlfriend and her pastor father who left Jesus Christ to become a Hollywood wannabe . Apparently, Romo did not show up for her Barbie and Ken-themed birthday party and then barred her from visiting his home. So what went wrong? So many things go wrong when you date a bimbo like Jessica Simpson but apparently she was also in touch with her ex John Mayer who too cannot have a steady relationship . Well, maybe now that Nick Lachey is single again they can try to get back together .

Despite being an agnostic, I spent major part of my school years at a Catholic high school. While I came across some wonderful nuns but felt sorry for them that they were wasting their lives for an imaginary God . Sadly, some of these nuns were apparently so sexually frustrated that they took their frustrations out on students. The best way to describe is to simply call it torture of kids in the name of discipline. That is why the behavior Sister Aloysius Beauvier ( Meryl Streep ) did not surprise me at all. Either she is just sick of her life or hates the Catholic Church for mistreating its female staff that she decides to bring down parish priest Father Flynn (who had a very high coolness factor and played by Philip Seymour Hoffman). I guess she engages in everything that I would expect the Bible to not allow but she is so enraged at her circumstances that she does it anyway. Sister James (played by Amy Adams) as a young nun watches in horror what really should not be happeni...

I am sorry to report yet another setback to cougar dating . One of my cougar idols Kim Cattrall (52) has ended her relationship with much younger dude chef Alan Wyse (32). No body knows what happened and I am assuming that it was not because of their age gap or his cheating with a girl his age. Some reports speculate that the couple just drifted apart for a variety of reasons after being together for as many as five years.

I had spoken so highly of the relationship of Jermaine Dupri and Janet Jackson because it was an example of a highly successful mature woman younger man relationship . Unfortunately, the two decided to end it and it had nothing to do with Michael Jackson's death.

Over the years I have learned that it is perfectly safe to watch a Steve Martin movie for good laughs. Yep, I am talking about falling off the couch laughs and this film provides them in plenty. Actually, Steve Martin is as his very best as Inspector Jacques Clouseau who has been asked to investigate the death of French soccer team coach and disappearance of the Pink Panther diamond. In his quest for the killers with the help of Gilbert Ponton (Jean Reno and you might recall him from The Da Vinci Code ), he must make a fool of himself at every point (after all he has been set up to fail by police chief Dreyfus played by Kevin Kline), including making a complete mess on his first trip to New York City , where he gets arrested at the JFK Airport . In the process of his investigations, he must also try to get information out of Beyonce (who plays Xania, a pop singer who was dating the coach). Strongly recommended for Steve Martin fans and comedy lovers.